Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Steps for getting off Mummy and Daddy's bed

(From a toddler's point of view)

1a. Supposed to be going to sleep and decide to make a run for it
1b. Wake up at stupid o'clock and ignore Mummy and Daddy's pleading to go back to sleep.

2. Crawl to side of bed.
3. Lie on tummy
4. Swing legs around and push backwards
5. Keep pushing until feet reach ground, stand up tall.
6. Clap hands and look very proud of yourself.

Step 6 is essential, apparantly. Love.

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